I'm Nothing More Than A Sports Slave.

I'm Very Particular About Who I Sleep With.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

I Can't Begin To Describe The Amount Of Crap I've Taken For Being A Lousy Free-throw Shooter.

I Thought It Was Pathetic: The League Just Decided That Grant Hill Would Go Right To The Top.

With Me, Everything's Right On The Table.