I'm Not The Type To Get Ulcers.

I'm Confident President Obama Will Continue His Unambiguous Commitment To The Jewish State In His Second Term.

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.

God Gave Me A Very Good Hand To Play Over My 88 Years. I Have No Regrets.

If I Traveled To The End Of The Rainbow As Dame Fortune Did Intend, Murphy Would Be There To Tell Me The Pot's At The Other End.

[the Un Should Remain In New York] Because Every Country Needs A Cesspool. And The Un Is Always Interesting As A Theater Of The Absurd.