I'm Not Terribly Fond Of Soapboxes.

My Boyfriends Are All More Romantic Than I Am, And So Are My Lovers.

Some People Just Don't Seem To Understand The Concept Of Fiction. It Is Fiction; It Ain't True, Folks

All I Really Wanted To Do Was Cuddle Back Under The Blankets, Maybe With A Certain Stuffed Toy Penguin I Knew. Yeah, Hiding Sounded Good.

You Are An Abomination Before God. Jesus Loves You Too, I Said Smiling.

A Vampire Victim. I'd Never Seen A Lone Kill. They Were Like Potato Chips; Once A Vamp Tasted Them, He Couldn't Stop At Just One.