I'm Not Telling People To Go Vegan

I Was Competing In An Ipc World Cup Race, But The Finish Area Was Short And I Came Across The Line With My Head Down And Went Straight Through The Fence. It Was Only Because The Italian Team Doctor Leapt Out To Grab Me That I Didn't Smash Through The Café Window.

I Don't Mean To Be Accident Prone, But My Excuse Is If You Really Want To Get Somewhere You Have To Go Full Gas.

I Love England But Everything That Has Happened Makes Me Realise That I Would Be Better Off In The States.

I've Had, You Know, My Leg Chopped Off.

There Are Many Other Kinds Of Milk Available. Why Don't We Try Drinking Rats' Milk And Dogs' Milk?