I'm Not Technically Proficient Enough To Attempt

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

I Did Drugs For 18 Years And I Never Got That Bad As To Say, 'you Know What? I Think The Kaiser Chiefs Are Brilliant.'

Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years.

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.