I'm Not Sure What The Moral Is

I Believe That Treating Other People Well Is A Lost Art.

People Put On Certain Clothes For Certain Reasons, I Assume, When Their Closet Is Filled With Clothes.

I Just Don't Like Conspicuous Consumption. I Find It Distasteful.

Whenever People Tell Me They Don't Know How To Get Inspired, I Say "what's The Matter With You?! I Could Stay In My Apartment And Be Inspired!"

May I Respond By Merely Saying, "i Hate Crocs. May They Please Go Away."