I'm Not Sure That I Am Able

I Certainly Know First Hand The Waste One Lady Can Create Through Her Primping Routine, Because I Am A Victim Of Fashion: To Me A Day Without Makeup And A Bouffant To Match Is A Day Wasted. I Love It All - Whether It's Fancy, Cheap Or, I'm Ashamed To Say, Even If It's Bad For The Environment.

I Feel Sorry... For People Who've Had Skinny Privilege And Then Have It Taken Away From Them. I Have Had A Lifetime To Adjust To Seeing How People Treat Women Who Aren't Their Idea Of Beautiful And Therefore Aren't Their Idea Of Useful, And I Had To Find Ways To Become Useful To Myself.

I Was Born To Be Married. I Just Feel Comfortable There. I Love The Idea Of Being Partnered For Ever. I Love My Girlfriend, We've Been Best Friends Since I Was 18. There's Not A Thing We Haven't Been Through Except For Marriage... We've Had Talks About What We Would Name Our Kids Since We Were In Our 20s.

My Mother Told Me Homer Ditto Was Not My Father. Nope. Mom Had Had A Fling With Some Other Guy Who Was My Dad. Some Dude Who Didn't Stick Around Too Long Who Mom Was Happy To Get Rid Of. She Chose Homer, And Homer Chose Me, So He Lent Me His Name Even Though I Didn't Have His Blood.

Girls Are Taught To Sing High And Pretty, Like Antony, Not Low And From The Guts Like Nina Simone. But We're Slowly Trying To Change That. There Are So Many Things We're Not Told Growing Up, And It's Our True Feminist Responsibility To Take The Truth To The People Who Need To Hear It.