I'm Not Sure I'm Adult Yet.

When Kids Hit One Year Old, It's Like Hanging Out With A Miniature Drunk. You Have To Hold Onto Them. They Bump Into Things. They Laugh And Cry. They Urinate. They Vomit.

Me And Music. Music Was Always My First Love. It Was My First Love For Sure. And Still Is A Huge Part Of My Life.

Religion Is A Fascinating Black Hole To Me.

Life's Pretty Good, And Why Wouldn't It Be? I'm A Pirate, After All.

When You Had The Fangs In, You Wanted To Be A Little Bit Careful That You Didn't Actually Pierce The Jugular, Kind Of Like My Experience Shaving Alan Rickman, Which By The Way Neither Of Us Want To Do Again, Especially Alan.