I'm Not 100% Nice All The Time,

We've Had Distressed Edges. We've Had Culottes. We've Had High Waisted Jeans, We've Seen The Heralding Of The New Bootcut Back Again. I'm So Sorry To Say This To You, But The Only Way Forward Is Ultra-hipsters, You Know? Like Super-low Cut, Low-rider Jeans, To The Extreme.

The Problem With Heartbreak Is That Nobody Can Help You When You're Heartbroken. Nobody And Nothing. Not The Films You Watch Alone Desperately Searching For A Character Who Feels The Way You Do, Not The Glasses Or Bottles Of Whisky You Keep By Your Bed And Certainly Not Instagram.

English Suspenders Not American. Could You Imagine? Just A Pair Of Knickers And Some Suspenders. I Don't Know. How Would You Wear That? I Think This Is Kind Of A Cute First Date Look. A Mini Sixties Ossie Clark Inspired Mini Dress With A Pair On Your Trotters.

I Think Ugg Went Out Of Being Something That Kate Moss And Sienna Miller Were Wearing In High Fashion Circles And Then They Were Embraced By Everyone. Once Something Reaches That Tipping Point Of Mass Popularity Then Suddenly The Fashion World Is A Bit Like, "wah." As You Say, You See Them Less Kind Of Everywhere Now So Maybe It's Time To Bring Them Back.

I'd Love To Interview Mick Jagger, But That Might Be Scary.