I'm Not Incredibly Self-conscious. I Don't Really

When I Do Comedy, I Lose All Inhibition And Introspection. I No Longer Care.

As Far As Being Married And What It Means To Me... It's Nice Knowing That I Have A Partner In Life And That Someone's Got My Back.

I Get All These Screenplays That Start 'tawnya Is In The Shower. The Water Streams Down Her Naked, Perky Breasts'. I Don't Think This Is Happening To Natalie Portman.

My Theory Is That If You Look Confident You Can Pull Off Anything - Even If You Have No Clue What You're Doing.

I Was A Lot More Critical Of My Body When It Was Probably Pretty Awesome. Why Did I Not Ever Wear Jean Shorts? That's So Crazy. I Was So Skinny. I Didn't Have Any Cellulite What Was I Thinking? I Was More Willing To Wear Short Skirts After I Had My Kids. I Never Wore Them Before. Ever. I Was So Self-conscious. Now I'm A Lot More Confident In My Skin - Because Who Cares? At The End Of The Day, It's So Much Time Spent On Something That Really Doesn't Matter That Much.