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I’m A Hypochondriac. Before I Go All The Way, I Send The Girl To The Doctor And Check Them For Everything. My Doctor Has A Test To Tell If You’re Going To Catch Something In The Future Even.

I'm Not Invited To The Vanity Fair Dinner Where They Watch The Oscars - Or Even The Oscars Themselves - So I Sit At Home And Watch It With A Bunch Of Close Friends.

I've Been A Book Collector Since I Was Young, Since I Was A Kid.

There's No Greater Feeling Than People Coming Up To Me And Going, "man, My Father Was Dying, And We Went To See Rush Hour, And It Was The Greatest Night We Had In Years Together. We Sat In That Theater And We Laughed For Two Hours Without Stopping. That Was Just A Great Memory That I Had Before My Father Died."

Everyone Who Knows Me Knows That I Don't Have A Prejudiced Bone In My Body.