I'm Not Going To Do Any More

The Joke In Aviation Is, 'if You Want To Make A Million, You'd Better Start With £10m.'

I Guess That The Salary That They Get When They Are Working With Me Is, Like, It Beats Working At Mcdonalds, So It Has Got Some Things Going For It.

Rock Music Should Be Gross: That's The Fun Of It. It Gets Up And Drops Its Trousers.

Iron Maiden Is An Institution, And I'm Delighted That I'm Involved In It, But There Was A Time That I Wasn't Delighted So I Quit.

One Of My Earliest Ventures Was When I Was Nine Years Old. I Realized There Was A Shortage Of Pencils At School, So I Started Rent-a-pencil. But I Made A Fundamental Mistake. Everybody Stole My Pencils.