I'm Not Bald. I'm Just Taller Than

It's True, People Don't Imagine I'd Be Particularly Woody.

If I Ever Had Any Vanity, Then I Definitely Lost It By Being On Television.

I Like Being Forced To Think About Things In A Different Way.

I'm A Trained Lawyer, After All, So I Don't Have To Admit To Anything.

This Is Me, Clive Anderson, Saying Good Night. Good Night.