I'm Not Asking People To Feel Sorry

Congress Doesn't Hate Congress.

If I Read The Articles About Me, And I Didn't Know Me, I Would Think I Was Satan.

If You Chose To Serve In Congress Or On A Congressional Staff, You Should Be Barred For Life From Working For Any Company, Organization, Or Association Which Lobbies The Federal Government.

In The Past Two Years, I've Started The Process Of Becoming A New Man. I Am Much Chastened And Profoundly Remorseful Over The Reckless And Hurtful Things I Have Done In My Life, Especially Those Which Have Brought Me Before You Today.

All I Want Is For People Not To See Me As This Cartoon Monster.