I'm Not Asking People To Feel Sorry

I Am Much Chastened And Profoundly Remorseful. I Can Only Hope That The Almighty And Those Whom I Have Wronged Will Forgive Me My Trespasses.

I'm A Hypercompetitive Individual.

In The Past Few Years I Have Begun The Process Of Becoming A New Man.

One Of My Personality Defects, Perhaps, Is That I'm Rather Add, And I Work On A Bunch Of Things At Once.

As A Lobbyist, I Thought It Only Natural And Right That My Clients Should Reward Those Members Who Saved Them Such Substantial Sums With Generous Contributions. This Quid Pro Quo Became One Of Hallmarks Of Our Lobbying Efforts.