I'm Not A Woman. I'm A Force

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

There Are Ten Commandments, I've Only Broken Three.

I'm Not Psychic, But My Lyrics Are.

I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up And You're Barbara Streisand.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!