I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's

Protect Yourself From Muslim Vampires By Making Your Neck Non-halal.

One Day,i Might Be Able To Tell My Grandkids I Interviewed The Last President Of The United States.

North Korea Is Willing To Go To Any Lengths For The Whole World To Honor Its Demands Of 'ooh, Please Pay Attention To Us.'

This Is America. I Don't Want A Tomato Picked By A Mexican. I Want It Picked By An American, Then Sliced By A Guatemalan And Served By A Venezuelan In A Spa Where A Chilean Gives Me A Brazilian.

When Meeting Royalty, It Is Very Important, No Matter How Excited You Are, Not To Vomit On Them. Instead, Vomit On The Nearest Commoner.