I'm Not A Star, I Hate That

The One Thing About Comedy, Making It Become A Part Of You, The Audience Loves It, Because You Become Part Of Them.

You Know You Poor When You Eatin' Breakfast Food Late. You Fryin' Toast? At Nine O'clock At Night? With Bacon? You're Broke.

I Know Doing Movies Is Where I Need To Be. That's Where My Audience Wants To See Me.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

You Know, Every Time It Comes, Every Time That Light Comes On Or Every Time That Camera Comes On, Every Time That Microphone Comes On, The Mac Man Seek And Destroy.