I'm Not A Star, I Hate That

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

That's The Whole Key To Anything: Don't Be Afraid To Fail. And Is Not Afraid To Fail.

Making People Laugh Is What I've Been Doing Since I Was Like Four Or Five Years Old. I Still Have A Lust, I Still Have A Passion. I Don't Care About How I Look, I'm Dedicated To The Laughs.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.