I'm Not A Star, And I Don't

You Know You Poor When You Eatin' Breakfast Food Late. You Fryin' Toast? At Nine O'clock At Night? With Bacon? You're Broke.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

I Know Doing Movies Is Where I Need To Be. That's Where My Audience Wants To See Me.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.