I'm Not A Star, And I Don't

My Grandmother Always Told Me How You Start Is How You Finish.

I Always Wanted To Scuba Dive. I Used To Scuba Dive Undercover Like Black Aquaman.

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

Making People Laugh Is What I've Been Doing Since I Was Like Four Or Five Years Old. I Still Have A Lust, I Still Have A Passion. I Don't Care About How I Look, I'm Dedicated To The Laughs.