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Fencing Is More A Sport Than A Martial Art. It Would Be Like Basing Your Knowledge Of Roman Phalanx Warfare On Nfl Football.

Practice Makes The Master.

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You Lack The Requisite Spine And Testicular Fortitude To Study Under Me.