I'm Not A Functional Person Because I

When You're Famous Weird Things Will Happen That End Up Hurting Your Feelings. I'll Get A Letter From Somebody I Knew A While Ago And I'll Be Really Touched. Then I'll Turn Over The Envelope And Their Business Card Falls Out.

My Whole Life, People Have Been Saying, "why Are You So Angry?"

I Was So Self-critical. I Still Am, But It's Not As Bad Anymore.

I Had Really Bad Obsessive-compulsive Disorder. At Its Worst, I Was Compelled To Leave My House At Three O'clock In The Morning And Go Out In The Alley Because I Just Knew That The Paper-towel Roll I Threw In The Recycling Bin Was Uncomfortable, Like It Was Lying The Wrong Way, And I Would Be Down In The Garbage.

I Read On The Internet That I Was Dead.