I'm Not A Complete Libertarian. There Is

You Can't Beat Somebody With Nobody.

I Try To Avoid Saying Anything Positive About Any Presidential Candidate For Fear That If I Actually Like Them Then I Will Kill Their Campaign.

I Mean, Money Is A Tool.

As A Result, I've Been Portrayed As A Cynical Barbarian Preying On The Very Clients I Was Charged To Defend.

Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express How Sorry I Am For This, And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow For The Multitude Of Mistakes And Harm I Have Caused.