I'm Not A Comedian. I'm An Actor

There Isn't A Switch That I Turn On. I'm An Actor. This Is What I Do.

I Always Thought I Was The Finest Thing Around.

My Choices Were Never Wrong.

I Will Admit The Best Sex I've Ever Had Has Been With My Wife.

My Parents Always Worked Through Their Arguments And Never Went To Bed Angry. They May Not Have Agreed With One Another, But They Didn't Let That Disagreement Stop Them From Laying With One Another In Peace At Night.