I'm Not A Coach And I Know

The People Are Fed Up With Their Elected Officials Playing The Blame Game And Treating Their Political Counterparts As Enemies.

My Best Year Of Track Competition Was The First Year I Ate A Vegan Diet.

I Wouldn't Be Surprised If One Day Carl's Halo Slipped And Choked Him.

Scientists Have Proven That It's Impossible To Long-jump 30 Feet, But I Don't Listen To That Kind Of Talk. Thoughts Like That Have A Way Of Sinking Into Your Feet.

Any Press Is Good Press. So Keep On Ragging Me.