I'm Not A Clotheshorse Or A Big

I'd Crawl Over Broken Glass For Elle Macpherson Or Cindy Crawford.

Guys Will Take One Pair Of Jeans, Five T-shirts And Three Pair Of Socks And That'll Get You By For 10 Weeks.

Elton John Said To Me, "i Have All The Negatives."

I Try To Explain That To My Kids - The Experience Of Going To A Record Store, Flipping Through Racks And Finding That Album Cover That Intrigues You - But My Kids Don't Want To Know About It. They Download The One Song On The Album They Like, And Pay Their 99 Cents.

I Don't Work Well Outside The Lines; My Report Card Once Read, "doesn't Play Well With Others."