I'm Not A Bad Parent And Partner,

Sometimes I Think Opposable Thumbs Were Invented So Teenage Girls Could Use Text Messaging.

I Want To Sit Down, And I Want To Laugh. Nothing Works Better For Me Than Watching Somebody Slip On A Banana Peel.

For Me, Going Away To Work Is The Hardest Part Of My Life And Career.

I Think That Anybody That Smiles Automatically Looks Better.

Because I Tend To Kind Of Hide Under The Sheets When It Comes To Reality Television. I've Seen Probably One Episode Of Maybe Five Different Shows, And That's About It.