I'm No Buddhist, But This Is Fu**ing

Football Is A Fertility Festival. Eleven Sperm Trying To Get Into The Egg. I Feel Sorry For The Goalkeeper.

I Never Really Understood The Word ‘loneliness’. As Far As I Was Concerned, I Was In An Orgy With The Sky And The Ocean, And With Nature.

Americans Are So Dumb!

All We Had Ever Heard About Record Company People Is That They Were Vampires And Criminals...and They Killed Elvis Presley.

What Probably Confuses People Is They Know A Lot About Me, But It Quite Pleases Me That There's More They Don't Know.