I'm More Jewish Than You Think I

I'm Worried About That Man Or Woman Sitting Around - The Coffee Table Tonight Or In Their Kitchen Talking About How Are We Going To Get To Work. How Are We Going To Have The Dignity To Take Care Of Our Family.

My Policy Will Be To Detain And Deport Every Illegal Alien Who Is Apprehended In This Country. And We'll Do It With An Expedited Hearing Process So That Millions Of Illegal Aliens Are Not Released Into The General Population With Some Hearing Date Down The Road.

Even If An Alcoholic Is Powerless Over Alcohol Once It Enters His Body, He Still Makes A Choice To Drink. And, Even If Someone Is Attracted To A Person Of The Same Sex, He Or She Still Makes A Choice To Engage In Sexual Activity With Someone Of The Same Gender.

Spreading The Wealth Punishes Success While Setting America On Course For A Greater Dependency On Government.

To Make Sure That Votes Are Never Canceled Out By Illegal Votes, We Instituted A Photo Id Requirement. And Don't You Think It's Fair To Apply At Least The Same Standard Required To Get A Library Card Or To Board An Airpane?