I'm Mad About God! That's Why I'm

When I Turned 50, I Threw Myself A Big Birthday Party, And I Looked Seriously At What My Life Has Been About. I Recommend This To Everybody. Ask Yourself, "what Have I Done? How Did I Do It? Where'd I Mess Up? Where Did I Do Well?" When I Did This Assessment Of My Life, I Said To Myself, "it Was Really Good." I Made A Lot Of People Laugh, Made A Lot Of People Cry In A Good Way, Brought A Lot Of Joy To People, Picked Up A Lot Of Garbage. And In All Those Years, I Saw A Lot. I Went To Foreign Lands. I Met Interesting People. And I Got It!

The [film] Business Is Run By Men, And They're Basically Interested In Their Own Species, And They're Not So Interested In Women Belonging To The Human Race.

My Idea Of Superwoman Is Someone Who Scrubs Her Own Floors.

I Don't Need Anyone To Write Me A Show In My Style, I Would Like To Do A Show In A Style That Wasn't My Style, Because That's The Only Way I Can Grow Up And Grow Out.

I Hope To Keep Entertaining In Some Way Until I Can't Physically Entertain Any Longer. It's What I Was Born To Do, And I Love This Profession.