I'm Mad About God! That's Why I'm

I Hope To Keep Entertaining In Some Way Until I Can't Physically Entertain Any Longer. It's What I Was Born To Do, And I Love This Profession.

Hawaii Doesn't Smell Like Sex To Me. It's The Only Place In The World That Smells Like That, But It's Not Sex, It's - Freedom.

I Have My Standards. They're Low, But I Have Them.

All These Children [who Did Not Have Music And Art Classes At School] Go Out Into The World Without Knowing That There Is Anything Other Than What They Have. Of Course, Children Do Look At Tv, But What Does It Give Them?

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.