I'm Mad About God! That's Why I'm

It's The One Who Won't Be Taken That Cannot Seem To Give, And The Soul Afraid Of Dying That Never Learns To Live.

In A Marriage, You Struggle And Struggle And Struggle, And Then You Realize That You Have To Ride The Horse In The Direction It's Going. You Stop Trying To Pull The Reins In Another Direction.

I Have My Standards. They're Low, But I Have Them.

A Lot Of People Say That My Life Is Wasted On Me Because I Could Be A Bigger Asshole Than I Am, But I've Chosen Not To Be.

After Thirty, A Body Has A Mind Of Its Own.