I'm Lucky That People Believe Me When

It's Good To Have A Lot Of Once-in-a-lifetimes In Your Lifetime. If You Get The Chance To Skydive, Go Skydiving. If You're Offered A Part In A Weird Shakespeare Play In San Diego, Slap On Some Tights And Rock Out Some Iambic Pentameter.

I Always Thought Filet Mignon Was The Steak To Beat, But The Fat Content In A Rib Eye Is Fantastic.

[before Introducing The Nominees For Best Animated Film] If You're At The Awards Party With The Guys Who Made The Lego Movie, Now Would Be A Good Time To Distract Them.

If I Wrote A Musical It Wouldn't Be About Me. Although I Do Some Magic, So It Would Probably Be About A Magician Who Appeared And Re-appeared All Over The Place.

What I Enjoy So Much About The Tonys' Uniqueness Is That Anyone Who's Tuning In Has An Interest In Seeing The Show, So Our Job Is Halfway Done.