I'm Lonely Like Adam And You're Evil

I'm No Hillbilly Singer.

We Can't Build Our Dreams On Suspicious Minds.

Make Me Feel At Home, If You Really Care, Scratch My Back And Run Your Pretty Fingers Through My Hair.

I Like Pork Chops And Country Ham, Creamed Potatoes, Stuff Like That. Redeye Gravy. It Comes From Ham, Bacon, Stuff Like That. It's The Grease That You Fry It In. I Eat A Lot Of Jell-o. Fruit Jell-o.

I Get Tired Of Playing A Guy Who Gets Into A Fight, Then Starts Singing To The Guy He's Just Beat Up.