I'm Just Waiting To Be 85 And

Confidence Lets You Pull Anything Off, Even Tevas With Socks.

I Learned That People Are Much More Game To Mock Their Own Personas Than You Would Think.

I Am Not A Particularly Political Person, But, As A Tribeca Resident, The Commodification Of September 11th Is Offensive To Me.

You're A Small Business And You Have To Take Care Of Yourself The Way You Would A Small Business And Take Care Of Yourself The Way Any Small Business Owner Would.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Who Has Accidentally Napped.