I'm Just Preparing My Impromptu Remarks.

It Is My Belief, You Cannot Deal With The Most Serious Things In The World Unless You Understand The Most Amusing.

A Good Speech Should Be Like A Woman's Skirt: Long Enough To Cover The Subject And Short Enough To Create Interest

In Battles Two Things Are Usually Required Of The Commander-in-chief: To Make A Good Plan For His Army And, Secondly, To Keep A Strong Reserve.

We Have No Lasting Friends, No Lasting Enemies, Only Lasting Interests.

I Had A Feeling Once About Mathematics - That I Saw It All... But It Was After Dinner And I Let It Go.