I'm Just Not A Natural Teacher.

Showrunner I Admire: Weiss: "all Friendship Bias Duly Acknowledged: Rob Mcelhenney And The Guys At 'it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' Have Been Doing Their Show For Longer Than Any Live Action Comedy. To Make Something That Consistently Great For That Long, And To Keep It Fresh ... I Think That's A Tremendous Accomplishment.

I Never Understood People Who Said Their Greatest Fear Was Public Speaking, Or Spiders, Or Any Of The Other Minor Terrors. How Could You Fear Anything More Than Death? Everything Else Offered Moments Of Escape: A Paralyzed Man Could Still Read Dickens; A Man In The Grips Of Dementia Might Have Flashes Of The Must Absurd Beauty.

With The Movies, People Are Not Going To Wait Around. The Deadline Is A Deadline. In Publishing It's More A Polite Suggestion.

The Secret To Winning A Woman Is Calculated Neglect.

This Wasn't The Way I Had Imagined My Adventures, But Reality Ignored My Wishes From The Get-go, Giving Me A Body Best Suited For Stacking Books In The Library, Injecting So Much Fear Into My Veins That I Could Only Cower In The Stairwell When The Violence Came. Maybe Someday My Arms And Legs Would Thicken With Muscle And The Fear Would Drain Away Like Dirty Bathwater. I Wish I Believed These Things Would Happen, But I Didn't.