I'm Just A Regular 16 Year Old

I Leave The Hip Thrusts To Michael Jackson.

I Feel Like The Kurt Cobain Of My Generation, But People Just Don't Understand Me.

I'm 18 So I'm Still Young And I'm Still Learning. But I Mean, Relationships In General Are Hard.

My First Date Has Been...mythologized As 'bieber's Dating Disaster.' I Took Her To A Buffet Restaurant. Yes, I Wore A White Shirt. Yes, I Got Spaghetti.

Anything Above 40 Is A Little Too Old For Me. I Just Look For A Girl Who Is Funny And Has Nice Eyes And A Smile.