I'm Just A Public-schoolboy. I've Got A

I Have To Brush My Teeth Before I Go On Stage Otherwise I Don't Feel Smart Enough.

I'd Get Sent Home From The First Audition Of So You Think You Can Dance. My Dancing Is Sort Of Controlled Spasms. I Fully Accept It Might Appear Ridiculous. But It's Passionate!

Even Though The Album Is An Endangered Species, Can We Try And Make A Coherent And Good One, Even If It's Like Making A Horse And Cart At A Nascar Conference?

I've Never Been Cool And I Don't Really Care About Being Cool. It's Just An Awful Lot Of Time And Hair Gel Wasted.

I Don't Speak Particularly Well. That's One Of The Consequences Of Being Extremely Ugly.