I'm Just A Guitarist In A Kick-ass

Sometimes I Just Want To Lick David Lee Roth In The Nuts

I Can't Read Music. Instead, I'd Do Stuff Inside The Piano, Do Harmonics And All Kinds Of Crazy Things. They Used To Put Me In These Annual Piano Contests Down At Long Beach City College, And Two Years In A Row, I Won First Prize - Out Of Like 5,000 Kids!

Actually, If I Could Deliberately Sit Down And Write A Pop Hit, All My Songs Would Be Pop Hits! Let's Put It This Way. I Play What I Like To Hear. And Sometimes I Like To Hear Something Poppy, And Sometimes I Don't.

I'm Not A Drunk Anymore, But Since They Cut Out My Tongue, I Sound Drunk.

I'm The One In The Band That Said I'm Not Going On Tour Unless We Do A Record.