I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

This Is Aids. Aids Is As Real As An Egg.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.