I'm Into Rock'n'roll Because Rock'n'roll, To Me,

For Years I've Had Neurological Problems. I Used To Shake A Lot And I Was On Medication - I Paid About $700,000 For One Year Of Pills. I Was Taking 40-odd Different Ones A Day.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

And I Never Missed One Concert. In 89 Shows, I Think I Did One A Bit Suspect Show. In The Old Days, I'd Pull Gigs Left, Right And Center Because I Was Too F - - Up.

If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.

What's The Future Of Mankind? How Do I Know, I Got Left Behind.