I'm Inspired As A Writer By Any

If My Work Was Good Enough, I Would Never Have To Do Publicity.

Garry Shandling Is Someone I've Publicly Gone Gay For, For Jokes. Oh And Anyone In The Twilight Movies. I Don't Know Any Of Their Names, But All Of Them. The Wolves, The Vampires? They're All Fantastic.

Women's Fashion Is A Subtle Form Of Bondage. It's Men's Way Of Binding Them. We Put Them In These Tight, High-heeled Shoes, We Make Them Wear These Tight Clothes And We Say They Look Sexy. But They're Actually Tied Up.

Sex Is Great Until You Die, But It's Never As Great As It Was When You Were A Kid, When It Was A Mystery.

Chemistry Is Really About Two People Who Like To Act Together, I Think. It's Like Tennis In The Most Cliched Way. It's Like If You Hit The Ball, They Hit The Ball Back, And They Don't Hit It Into The Stands, And They Don't Put The Ball In Their Pocket And Walk Off - And They Don't Argue With The Umpire, You Know?