I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump

Girls Will Get Together Just To Get Together. Guys Need An Activity As An Excuse. Otherwise It’s Too Homo For Them To Handle.

I'm Not In Love. It's A Crush Which Is Why It Hurts. Crushes Crush. Otherwise They'd Be Called Awesomes. "i Have An Awesome On Him.

What I Envy Most About You And Everyone Else Heading Back To School Is The Certainty Of It All. You’ve Got A Prescribed Set Of Requirements To Guide You Through The Next Few Years. Focus Your Energy On The Completion Of Those Assignments And You’ll Succeed. Guaranteed. Where’s My Syllabus To Guide Me Through Life?

I Wish Our Love Was Right Now.

A Relationship Ends Because You've Outgrown It. It Can Begin Again Because You, As Two, Can Fill The New Shape.