I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump

We Are Adam And Eve Born Out Of Chaos Called Creation Ribbing Me Gave You Life Yet You Forget There Will Always Be A Part Of Me In You Yes I Taunted And Tempted You With My Forbidden Fruit Does That Make Me The Serpent Too? Believe What You Will But If I Am Exiled Alone I Know We Will Be Together Again Someday Naked Without Shame In Paradise My Thanks To You For Being In On My Sin

It's Human Nay-cha...for Me To Sperminay-cha.

Zen Cuts Straight Through The Quidditch Match In Progress And Almost Gets Taken Down By A Beater Hurling A Nerf Quaffle Right At His Machopartes.

Then Again Maybe There's Something That I've Been Doing In The Privacy Of My Own Bedroom My Whole Life That I Think Is Perfectly Normal But Is Actually Illegal In Thirty-two States.

All Subjects Are The Same. I Memorize Notes For A Test, Spew It, Ace It, Then Forget It. What Makes This Scary For The Future Of Our Country Is That I'm In The Tip-top Percentile On Every Standardized Test. I'm A Model Student With A Very Crappy Attitude About Learning.