I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump

Marcus Flutie Slept With Just About Every Girl On The Eastern Seaboard Except Me. Though, He Tried To Get Into My Panties When I Was A Freshman But Turned Him Down Because I Refuse To Disempower Myself Just For A Few Clit Twitches.

It's Just Jessica And Marcus, Oxymoronically Alone Together.

Excuse Our Appearances. We Are Taking Apart Yesterday, To Make Way For Tomorrow

I'm Sitting In The Bleachers, Watching Longingly As All The Boys And Umbumped Girls In My Personal Health And Fitness Class Play Muggle Quidditch. I Don't Even Like The Game Very Much, I Think It's Silly, But I So Miss Physical Activity That I'd Be Thrilled If I Could Run Around The Gymnasium With A Broom Between My Legs, Chasing After The Human Snitch Wearing A Gold Pinny.

Don't Stop Doing What You Love. Don't Let Your Future Be Ruined By A Bunch Of Loony Sand Monkeys.