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I Have Had A Life In Which I Have Had To Face Every Big Fear, And It Has Not Been Pleasant.

When I Was A Teenager, I Was Fat. I Was Shy. I Wore Glasses. I Had A Big Eyebrow And Hair All Over My Body. They Were Years Of Torture.

The Internet Has Been A Blessing And A Curse. The Curse We Know: A Lot Of People Appropriating Your Intellectual Property Without Paying For It. But I Think It's Important To Realize The Blessing Of The Internet, Which Is That Everybody Has A Voice And You Can Break Through, Even Without A Record Company.

Those Of You Who Speak Only English, Applaud [audience Applause]. Those Of You Who Speak Only Spanish, Applaud [audience Applause]. [in Mock Incredulity] Then How Do You Know What I Just Said?

I've Been Offered A Lot Of Things That Celebrities Do That I Wouldn't Do, Like Perfumes, Lines Of Clothing And This, That And The Other.