I'm Guessing Our Soldiers Are Happy To

New Rule: The People Of America Who Were Most In Favor Of The Iraq War Must Now Go There And Fight It.

People Like The Mormons And The Scientologists, Who I Think Should Combine And Make A Mormontologist Because What They Believe Is Just So Out There It's Just Laughable.

I Would Describe My Spirituality As Exactly The Opposite Of Having A Religious Affiliation.

New Rule: If Churches Don't Have To Pay Taxes, They Also Can't Call The Fire Department When They Catch Fire. Sorry Reverend, That's One Of Those Services That Goes Along With Paying In. I'll Use The Fire Department I Pay For. You Can Pray For Rain.

Religion Is Insanity By Consensus.