I'm Gonna Play Something So Funky You

So Here I Am - A 75-year-old Man Sitting On A Bar Stool In A Blues Club, Trying To Figure Out Exactly How I Got Here. Any Way You Look At It, It's A Helluva Story.

I Said, I'm Going To Stand Up And Somebody Is Going To Pay Attention To Me.

I'm Going Through A Divorce Now. This Is The Second One, And Like Baseball, I'm Not Gonna Get Three Strikes. I've Been Living By Myself For Five Years And I'm Very Comfortable. I Can Play My Guitar When I Want To.

I've Never Missed A Gig Yet. Music Makes People Happy, And That's Why I Go On Doing It - I Like To See Everybody Smile.

I Can't Learn Nothing From Listening To Me. That's Something I Already Know.