I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think

I Try And Live My Life In Bite-size Chunks.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012

I Wanted To Be A Rock Star.

I Like Football. I Find Its An Exciting Strategic Game. Its A Great Way To Avoid Conversation With Your Family At Thanksgiving.

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.