I'm Going To Fail To Hit The

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

Whatever Character You Play, Remember They Are Always Doing Something They Are Not Just Talking.

The Problem With Prime Beef Is That There Are So Many People Out There Selling Offal. So You Don't Know When You're Going Eat A Shitty Gangster Movie. Because Everybody Knows There's Good Stuff To Be Involved In.