I'm Getting Sick And Tired Of Doing

Drink The First. Sip The Second Slowly. Skip The Third.

If Winning Isn't Everything Why Bother To Keep The Score?

One Loss Is Good For The Soul, Too Many Losses Is Not Good For The Coach.

I've Found That Prayers Work Best When You Have Big Players.

Winning To Often Is As Disastrous As Losing Too Often. Both Get The Same Results, The Falling Off Of The Public's Enthusiasm.