I'm Gay. I Know Things.

Actually, The Zapping Light Was Kinda Like Sookie’s Fairy-light-thing. Do You Think There’s Any Chance I’m A Fairy?” “no, Z. Focus. True Blood Is Fiction. This Is The Real World.

The Problem, Of Course, Was That Turning Into A Monster Was The Brighter Of My Two Choices. Choice Number 1: I Turn Into A Vampyre, Which Equals A Monster In Just About Any Human’s Mind. Choice Number 2: My Body Rejects The Change And I Die. Forever. So The Good News Is That I Wouldn’t Have To Take The Geometry Test Tomorrow.

She's Magnificent," Radius Said, Smiling Proudly As He Vaulted The Steps And Followed Aphrodite. "i Can Think Of A Lot Of M Words That She Could Be. Magnificent Isn't One Of Them," Stark Grumbled. "mental And Mean Pop Into My Head," I Said. "manure Pops Into Mine," Stark Said. "manure?" "i Think She's Full Of Shot, But It's Too Many Words And Doesn't Start With An M, So That's As Close As I Could Get," He Said.

I Am Part-demon, Part-human. What Else Does That Make Me?" She Answered His Question With One Of Her Own. "i Am Part-centaur, Part-human. Does That Make Me A Mutant?" "it Makes You A Miracle." She Held His Gaze. "exactly.

Fear And Bigotry Are Bred Fom Isolation And Ignorance. -shekinah