I'm Gay. I Know Things.

Christ On A Cracker. You Raped Achilles!

Her, Cheer Up. Zoey's Grandma Didn't Say The Raven Mockers Actually Ate People. She Said They Just Picked Them Up With Their Humongous Beaks And Threw Them Against A Wall Or Whatever Over And Over Again Until Every Bone In Their Body Was Broken." - Aphrodite Lafonte

I Am Not A Bat. ~rephaim

Life Isn't A Book. There's No Guarantee Of A Happy Ending.

As Your Girlfriend, You've Just Pissed Me Off. As Your High Priestess, You've Just Insulted Me. And As Someone With A Working Brain, You've Made Me Wonder If You've Lost Every Bit Of Your Sense. (zoey Redbird)