I'm Feminine, But I Wouldn't Say That

I Appreciate That Young Girls Look Up To Me. And I Take That Very Seriously.

I've Always Been A Worker. I've Never Expected Be Given Anything.

Everyone's Showing Their Thong Out The Back Of Their Jeans. But You Shouldn't Wear Any. You Get A Better Line If You Wear No Knickers.

I Keep Fit By Running After My Three Boys All Day.

I Don't Believe Anyone Who Says They Don't Care What People Say About Them. Of Course They Bloody Well Do.