I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

My Kids Have Got To Work Themselves Around My Life, Not The Other Way. That's How Kids Become Brats, If You're There Staring At Them All The Time Going, 'are You Alright?'

I Don't Think People Need To Know What Colour Socks I'm Wearing Today; I Don't Think People Need To Know What Shower Gel I'm Using. There's Too Much Information In The World, And There's No Magic Or Mystery Anymore.

I Love The Nfl. I Don't Have A Team Per Se, But I'm Into It.

We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester Thing. It's A Trait. We Just Like Pissing People Off.