I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

I Sold My Soul For The Second Time, Cause' The Man Don't Pay Me.

They Should Be Shot. (on The Backstreet Boys)

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

Writing Songs, That's What Gets Me Going. Not The Drugs Or The Sex Or The Rock'n'roll Behaviour, It's The Music.

My Son Ain't Going To Be Miserable Because He's Going To Be The Child Of A Rock Star, The End.