I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad;

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

When I Was 16 I'd Watch 'the Godfather,' But I Didn't Think, 'right, I'm Going To Go Down The Barber's And Get Some Protection Money Off Him.'

I Sold My Soul For The Second Time, Cause' The Man Don't Pay Me.

I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon [albarn]. I Hope They Catch Aids And Die.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?